By Jardonn Smith
Based on Aquadude’s Single-Plate Fantasy,
THE FARMER and the COLLEGE JOCK
“Kick and squirm, you handsome young thang, you! You ain’t going nowheres, except round in circles… not ‘til I’m finished whipping on you. Then you can hang there by your sore-as-hell wrists and watch yourself bleed.”
Poor fella, only been strung up here for one week so far and already he’s tasted my bullwhip at least, well, let me cipher on it… two times per day times two dozen strokes per… that’s more than 300 times, I reckon.
“Don’t worry, blondie. We’s just getting started.