So, how do I introduce the Purple One? He’s just an adventurous young guy, who loves fun and games (especially Beachfighter), is fascinated by strange gadgets, and happens to be a galactic slaver. He explores brave new worlds, and brings home some beef from them! I wasn’t sure if he was an alien at first, but eventually decided he’s not. The purple color is a future fashion choice.
1) Gorm’s first appearance, as he straps a stunned studboy down on the examining table. I think he’s waking up, better get that brain scrambler on! (The brain scrambler is that headband with the colored lights. Brains scrambled, the guys are a lot more managable.)
2) I mentioned strange gadgets, didn’t I? Gorm’s leaves the buff beast in the studwasher, while he goes out to look for more like him. Unfortunately, there’s a slimy space slug that just loves those pink tie wraps. It’s already polished off the brain scrambler, and is working on the rest of the restraints. Boy, is this guy in for a surprise when he wakes up!
3) Another interesting gadget is the tape-o-matic. This little guy just loves to measure everything, and gathers all the stats anyone could want on the cargo.
4) Skipping ahead to a later pic, we see some stunned studs being loaded into tubes, for transport back to base. This is one of Gorm’s competitors, the unscrupulous LabRats corporation, which specializing in supplying guys for scientific experiments. Gorm would do things a little differently, starting with getting those loincloths off before he tubes the guys!
5) This pair of LabRats are contributing to the search for the elusive “Essence of Man”. Locking them in the steam tube then letting the LabRats follow their natural instincts should create a nice mix of steam, sweat and semen. They guys are fully instrumented, and if they seem to be slowing down because of the heat, they’ll be blasted with jets of icy seawater. All in all, it sounds like a good formula, but the scientists say more testing is needed. I think they just want to flog the video on SpaceNet!
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